Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
