the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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