Whod you bang
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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