It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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