i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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