why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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