Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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