sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I want to make a zoo with you.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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