please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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