i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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