i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
