We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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