batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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