His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
