it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
tell me about the fingering
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