you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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