There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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