Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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