And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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