Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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