trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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