Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I'm really busy with my period
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