If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
