Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize