so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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