Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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