She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
porn star boner night. come get it.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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