My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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