It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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