Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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