Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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