don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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