was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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