I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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