i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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