so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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