My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Come on in and take your pants off
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