This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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