Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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