I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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