sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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