Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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