My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize
