Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so let's talk penis.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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