i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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