I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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