Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Randomize
