dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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