Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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