You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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