I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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