his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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