East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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