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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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